"Country Frogger"

“The Vision-Board”

…a comic-life movie

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Character Three - Immortal Human - (STAFF) 

Dream Girl, Nick Name “emeny” \ Samoan, Full-bodied, Religious

Special Power - Whatever she dreams, is, can be, and may manifest as real. Can swim anywhere, and everywhere, but is still not a fish, nor a whale. Speaks whale, but only with her Native American flute. The heart and soul of “Vision-Board Operations” c.

Handicap - With such an amazing power, also comes an overwhelming responsibility for helping others, greatness, heroics, an achievement disorder; and the balance of this in her shadow, manifests as nightmares, where she can become trapped for decades, as she is Immortal. She relies on her friend, Mystery Girl (her mortal alter-ego), to keep her from falling into these dark pits of despair; for the burden of dreaming all of the dreams that can and should come true, is just too great. Addicted to sad music. Knows how to spot true love. No longer possesses the long sought after “Green Hand” relic. Vegetarian, but is allergic to beans and legumes, so she chooses to suck the nutrients out of diamonds instead. Listens to classic musicals all day long.

Character 3.999.999.999.9 - Mortal Human - (STAFF) 

Mystery Girl, Nickname “nooM” \ (Dream Girl’s alter ego). Nobody knows what she looks like. Seems to show up at dangerous moments to pull the rug out from under the King Pins. Loves to ”save” drug-addicts. If you are looking for her, you will not find her anywhere near “High Society”.

Special Power - Has a knack for guessing the right answer, winning at cribbage and poker, solving ancient riddles, can read and speak any language. Knack for Environmental Sciences, specifically geology.

Handicap - Often looks like she is wandering around like a blithering idiot when spotted (sometimes naked). Screams randomly, and talks to herself. Some say she has found a place called the Shire, where she mingles among furry elves that don’t know about her superhero identity. Also, her family and Prometheus never believe her, typically, when she has found a significant discovery, that is if she has bothered to tell anyone (except maybe Everybody Gay Alien, QQ, and Atlas). Prometheus, however, is usually one step ahead of Mystery Girl. The more significant the discovery, the more pitchforks and peanuts can be found lying around town. Could use a friend. If someone says she can’t do something, or that she should be afraid of something, she becomes totally inept, (for example, right now, she can’t type or spell, because Prometheus was flipping her shit). Other than that, pretty much anything is possible with Mystery Girl. Doesn’t understand professional sports, and is terrible at war history. Smokes shark fin. Only listens to Disney music.

Character Eight - Giant - (TREASURER) 

[Nobody knows if he lives forever or is immortal or what exactly is going on]

Prometheus, lives in nature. Blue skinned. Hates wearing clothes, particularly underwear. Loves making flower arrangements. Bright green eyes that can charm even human maidens. Prefers to be lost in a difficult tasks, usually involving untying knots.

Special Power - Controls all fire. Eyes can shoot fire if needed. Communicates with bunnies, deer, birds, and stuffed animals, et al. Performs magic. Cunning. He is strong, but has a soft nature.

Handicap - He does need some assistance from his brothers, Atlas and Everybody Gay Alien, and they must work together, in order to make the conditions just right to set a city or forest ablaze (to kill Locust eggs and prevent plague), and/or to stop ‘it’ from burning. They are notoriously in disagreement, and avoiding eachother. Prefers loneliness, but only because that is what he knows best. Dream Girl’s best friend, and Mystery Girl’s worst “emeny”. When Everybody Gay Alien is at a loss, he consults Prometheus to find MG, however. Has really annoying best friend (not DG). Only eats meat.

Character Six - Immortal Angel - (SECRETARY) 

Qurto-Quarto, (also QQ), Rainbow Skin, Androgynous. Chemist. Fine silver hair with actual bronze highlights.

Special Power - Invisibility. Travels dimensions, and can actually enter and interfere (positively or negatively) with people’s dreams. Controls, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, etc. rays. Can see through walls. Owns a collection of 9 escaped creepy dolls. Special ability to know what is going on with both Dream Girl and Mystery Girl, and only shares this with a secret village of gnomes high in the Swiss mountains. Platinum wings. Rescues abused children.

Handicap - Does their best to correct Everybody Gay Alien on misled facts. Similar to Mystery Girl, QQ is an enigma at the night club; only more so. Perhaps, QQ would be more social, but is always working on, and dedicated to [their] (QQ and MG/DG ‘s) secret mission. Makes ugly clothes, and insists that Everybody Gay Alien wear them. Has a record collection, and flies a neon helicopter. Only eats caviar and quail eggs; plain.

Character Five - Immortal Alien - (VICE-PRESIDENT) 

Everybody Gay Alien, Upperclass, Cuban “looking” male, who still goes to Harvard, Yale, Oxford, and Cambridge (Great Britain). Teaches Calligraphy.

Special Power - Calms the masses during times of hysteria. Loves his mother, values family, and collects fine teas. Always looks clean, and wears the finest of clothes. Has amazing personal style that no-one can figure out, and has many mysterious hand-made accessaries, specifically made of hand-tanned leather (for which he uses the scapula of a dolphin), linen and canvas. Can find the locations of Mystery Girl, and pull Dream Girl out of her depressive states with his geographic acuteness and intuitive ESP. Is often saying and doing things that come off as pure enigma. Very Scary. People just sigh, and pose for a selfie. Nickname “The Selfie-Assassin”.

Handicap - Is spotted at annoying places like front row seats at specifically Yankees, Patriots, and Bruin games. Disagrees with current science and medicine, and loves to analyze ‘facts’ (That are usually false, duh!). Has no fault. Has a stuffed rabbit named Bunny, that he stole from QQ, and that belongs to MG. Snacks on Palm Hearts soaked in salt, not sugar.

Character Four - God - (Created the Universe, and beyond…) (PRESIDENT) 

Atlas, 100 times as large and strong as Prometheus. Ebony skinned. Loves tiny beads. Visits Museums.

Special Power - Can move planets around, if things need to be readjusted. Is the only one known to Sun-Surf. Controls the weather patterns of Earth, (and other planets, if you must ask.) Likes to paint with Everybody Gay Alien. Nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Authentic.

[Handicap] (God has no handicap) - Has slippery hands and is often dropping boulder-sized painted ‘beads’ at inopportune moments. When he drinks root-beer, he is known to enter a hidden “extra” personality, and can get really crazy with Prometheus, who then is dinking top shelf Tequila. They have been know to wipe out civilizations for sport. Getting rid of the Dinosaurs, is their most epic duel to date. Collects garbage. Can lure out Mystery Girl with special trash relics. Has a crush on Dream Girl, which annoys Mystery Girl to no end. Collects micro-machines and bouncy balls. Possesses the glass chocolate cherry of a Sudean Goddess. Collects the dew from Amazon Palm Leaves with a microscopic needle, and makes ice cubes for MG’s gin and tonics.

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